A perennial favorite for many New Year resolution makers is to lose weight and get in shape.
For men a flat belly has always been a manly badge of honor.
But why work a sweat to sculpt your abs?
For the mid-century man, washboard abs were a snap. Hundreds of boring crunches? Fuhgettaboutit!
Busting a beer belly was as easy as slipping on a something called the Bracer or any of the other dozens of men’s under garments guaranteed to get rid of mid section sag.
And talk about strengthening your core. These babies promised to prevent back pain and increase flexibility all without breaking a sweat or going to a gym.
Gals you see, weren’t the only ones wriggling into a lastex rubber girdle to tame their tummies.
You can bet Ward Cleaver the godfather of the Dad Bod wasn’t packing a six-pack under that boxy Robert Hall suit and tie, but he might very well have been secretly wearing a MASCULINER garment to keep his manly physique pleasing to his wasp-waisted wife June.
A Guy and His Girdle
At the stroke of midnight as the final chorus of Auld Lang Syne was being played by Guy Lombard at the Roosevelt Hotel, Gus Harris indulged in his final forkful of Baked Alaska for 1948.
Washing it down with some Taylor pink champagne he resolved that this was the year to do something about his ever-growing waistline, which he joked was expanding as rapidly as the Russians were over Eastern Europe!
New Year New You
January 1 was the perfect time to take stock of such things.
Gus knew he was suffering from mid section sag; it was, he knew spoiling his appearance and making him look old.
On top of which even at 39 Gus seemed to have had lost his drive and his pep. How many New Years Eve dances had he had to sit out with Babs because his back ached and he was always so tired.
“Don’t let a pre-mature spare tire make you look old!” the articles explained. “Many a hard working man develops a pot and looks old before his time. Not because he’s truly fat or because of middle age. The reason is his back and stomach muscles are constantly strained and tired and no longer support him properly.”
For the New Year Gus was resolved to do something about it.
There came a time in every mid century mans life life when taking a steam at the club or a vigorous rubdown was no longer suffice to keep his once trim, athletic figure.
It was time to take action
That’s when he sat up and took notice of the ads in his men’s magazine that seemed to speak right to him.
“If you’re starting to age before your time – if your stomach sags and an aching back steals your pep – then you’re a victim of “mid section sag!” but don’t let it bother you! It’s easy to keep that youthful athletic look- easy to regain your old-time energy and drive. Just Brace up with the Bracer!
It’s easy to regain your youthful energy and drive- easy to get that trim athletic appearances. Just Brace up with the Bracer and see what a difference it makes! You’ll be amazed how much better you look – how much younger you feel.
Now braced up with a Bracer, Gus regained his youthful trim appearance… and he and Babs could dance the night away.
Winning the Battle of the Bulge
Once GI Joe returned from the war, he got soft.
Flush from success on the battlefield, he confronted his own battle of the bulge at home. But coming to his aid was the scientific Masculiner to help with their own stomach flattener with the military sounding names like The Cadet and the Sargent to train his stomach muscles into shape.
“Men, don’t look old before your time! Do as thousands do to improve your appearance; get the amazing new stronger MASCULINER. It slims and slicks sagging stomach muscles flat.
YOUR APPEARANCE, YOUR HEALTH and YOUR MORALE are improved immediately! Breathe with ease – no torturous binding. No straining. Walk, sit, stoop, jump, or stretch with AMAZING Comfort.
The MASCULINER is the all new AMAZING scientifically engineered stomach flattener that gives you the slender, YOUNGER APPEARANCE men prize. Without annoying buckles, straps, or laces you appear INCHES TALLER ..POUNDS SLIMMER!
No other men’s belt at any price can give you better support can make you look feel better or appear slimmer and younger.
Bye Bye Bay Windows
By the 1950s with the spread of suburbia men’s growing middle age spread, the battle of the bulge took on more domestic homey analogy referring to that spare tire as a Bay Window.
In seconds get rid of your ugly “Bay Window” appearance that makes people call you “old timer” and gives you that tired dragged down feeling. Now, when you wear the amazing Cadet you’ll appear more youthful your clothes will fit again.
Slim For Health
Improve your health while you improve your looks. New SLIM-R Belt with modern scientific “lift and ease” design carries the extra load of your “bay window” slims your waist by inches actually makes you look taller.
A Gay New Year
“Gives you the Masculine lines that women admire and men dream about!”
© Sally Edelstein and Envisioning The American Dream, 2016. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Sally Edelstein and Envisioning The American Dream with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.