Soccer Mom Ivanka Takes the Stand

Ivanka Trump

Dedicated soccer mom takes the witness stand in the New York Attorney General’s business fraud case.

Baking cupcakes had to be put on hold.

Abandoning her three helpless children during school week to fend for themselves under the care of only three nannies,  uber Mom Ivanka Trump ran to the rescue of her needy father who didn’t seem to recall her name despite having expressed interest in dating her.

The No-nothing Trumps all seem to exhibit a strange fugue state, a family characteristic not unlike like their addiction to plastic surgery. This selective amnesia was previously exhibited by her two brothers, all of whom have no knowledge about the financial statements of the Trump organization.

Ivanks and Donald Trump

Learning about spreadsheets from her financial whiz father.

Curious, since young Ivanka first learned the financial ropes of the Trump organization at her father’s knee, and daddy Donald made certain to give her all the lap time she needed. A hands-on kind of Dad, Ivanka was as intimate with the Trump business as much as her daddy wished he were intimate with her.

 

5 comments

  1. witness2fashion's avatar

    I thought it was just my aging eyes, but unlike Pinocchio, her nose appears to be growing shorter…. Actually, maintaining any semblance of sanity, given her father’s shaky grasp on reality and loveless childhood, is pretty remarkable.

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  2. Doug Thomas's avatar

    Amazingly, none of them can remember anything about the business they are about to have shut down.

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