The Ted Cruz To the Future Coloring Book was the 2013 “gotta have” present for the young tea party tyke in training.
Nervous conservative parents concerned that the liberal media would turn their child into an Obama supporter, could relax! For hours of truth filled fun, this educational book promised to indoctrinate the kiddies in truth justice and the American way…at least the tea party way.
Just be sure to color within the line kids.
The St Louis publisher, Really Big Coloring Books, promised it was a “non partisan, fact-driven view of Texas Senator Ted Cruz, that details his quotes, his ideas and what he believes will help America grow.”
This non-partisan book stated that Cruz supports the second amendment unlike our socialist President Barack Obama who has a consistent disregard for constitutional right. If Obama had his way he’d probably outlaw the Nerf-N-Stroke Rapidstrike Blaster Junior wanted for Christmas!
This truth filled book also stated that “millions of citizens believe Obama Care is worse than any war.”
“The Ted Cruz to the Future Coloring Book” did so well coloring the pockets of its publisher with lots of green, that the following year they released a new 8 page supplement to the original coloring book.
Entitled “Ted Saves America” it included images of their hero flying like superman and riding a great American bald eagle, and kids, it’s as fun-filled as the original.
Now that the future is here and the presidential primaries are in full swing, this fact driven book warrants a look-see.
Ted Saves America
With his right-wing squinty eyes now pointed at the Presidential prize, conniving Ted Cruz, steeped in religious fanaticism and extremism, is trying to reinvent himself.
As he repaints himself in broad brushstrokes as a populist, he is still set on saving America… and the Republican party.
There aren’t enough crayons in a Crayola box to paint that picture.
I say, break out your Crayola kids and lets color in the truth.
Fighting For All American Citizens
Just ask yourself…Who will fight harder for all American citizens than a misogynist, racist, homophobic, xenophobic tolerant Ted Cruz.
Sure he rejects same-sex marriage, wants to defund Planned Parenthood and has worked tirelessly to push an anti-abortion agenda. Immigration reform, no way Jose. And he’d end birthright citizenship pronto. Yes, he voted against Minimum Wage Fairness Act a bill that would increase Federal minimum wage but he promises to abolish the IRS.
This Republican party savior has railed against Supreme Court rulings upholding Obamacare “as the definition of tyranny.”
But, don’t let his racist rhetoric like claiming Black Lives Matter is “literally suggesting and embracing and celebrating the murder of police officers” fool you. He’s fighting for all citizens.
Lets color him intolerant
This “one nation under God” family man doesn’t believe in a constitutional divide between church and state and fully supports the Religious Freedom Restoration Acts
A true believer in family values, as long as it follows a traditional path, Ted assured voters he will address the “crisis of gay marriage.” His main priorities as president, he has said was to defend traditional marriage.
This page is best left uncolored. Any colors that appear in the rainbow are not allowed.
Democracy Flies High American Exceptionalism
Riding the can do optimism of mid-century America, Cruz hawks American exceptionalism like its 1956. Like a good American he has long prided himself on democracy, diversity and equality for all – that is as long as you were white, protestant and middle class.
Tell the Children the Truth
As Cruz tries to color himself likeable and presidential, lets remember exactly who he is…colorless, cunning and contemptible.
© Sally Edelstein and Envisioning The American Dream, 2016.