Highlights Magazine’s Gallant was always the epitome of good behavior, following all the rules. Rude and disrespectful, Goofus did not. Who would you want for president?

Everything I learned about right and wrong behavior  lead straight back to Goofus and Gallant.

Next to Romper Room’s “do-bees” and “don’t-bees,” that dynamic duo from Highlights Magazine served as the guidepost  for common courtesy  for baby boomer kids, offering them a right way and wrong way of interacting with others.

Romper Room’s Mr. Do Bee

Long before I could read, my moral compass was set by a smiling Miss Louise who spoke to her virtual classroom on TV’s Romper Room. A popular character on the show was  Mr. Do Bee an oversized bumblebee who taught  the viewing audience manners.

“Do Bee a smiler… Don’t Bee a frowner. Do Bee a good listener… Don’t Bee a whiner.”

What self-respecting boomer didn’t want to be a Do-Bee!

Getting Along Well With Others

Goofus and Gallant first appeared in Highlights Magazine  in 1948, and was created by Garry Cleveland Myers and drawn by Marion Hull Hammel.  Highlights Magazine Fun With a Purpose 1966

Once I began to read, the Do-Bees were replaced by Goofus and Gallant the recurring magazine cartoon  twosome whose example of good and bad behavior offered a template for socially acceptable interactions.

No trip to the dentist was complete without a perusal of Highlights Magazine. Along with regular features like the Timbertoes and the Bear Family, Goofus and Gallant taught kids the rules of common courtesy. (L) Vintage Illustration Kurt Ard Saturday Evening Post 1957 (R) Highlights Magazine Feb. 1967

Highlights Magazine was a fixture in every self respecting dentist and pediatrician’s office.

While anxiously waiting to have a cavity filled, I would get a good old fashioned morality lesson from those two illustrated characters whose purpose was to demonstrate acceptable and unacceptable social skills when confronted with the very same situation. “Goofus grabs a toy from others. Gallant asks politely.”

Goofus and Gallant Highlights Magazine 1966

Gallant was always polite, kind, considerate, and mature. Goofus was rude, self centered, disrespectful irresponsible and immature.

The rules on how to behave were as black and white as the drawings themselves.

Goofus and Gallant Highlights Magazine 1967

Highlights Magazine 1967

Goofus and Gallant Highlight Magazine 1966

Goofus and Gallant Highlights Magazine 1968

The choices were clear. No one wanted to be thought of as Goofus.

Well, not everyone apparently.

When it comes to common courtesy and good behavior Donald Trump is Goofus come to life.

Goofus teases those with physical challenges. Gallant helps them cross the street.

Gallant helps the foreign student  adjust. Goofus builds a wall to keep him out.

Goofus mocks and bully’s his classmates. Gallant respect’s others opinions.

Goofus and Gallant Highlights Magazine 1967

If you had told me that one day boorish, Goofus would be the presumptive Republican candidate I would have laughed in total disbelief. But that is just what we find ourselves in now. A childish bully who can’t seem to get along well with others is bullying his way into the White House.

Maybe poor Goofus like Donald Trump lashed out at others when he was wounded. Goofus and Gallant 1967 Highlights Magazine

Last night on Megyn Kelly had her famous sit down with Trump and when the Fox newscaster tried to ask whether anyone had ever bullied or hurt Trump emotionally, he answered, “When I am wounded, I go after people hard, OK? “And I try to unwound myself.”

No matter how hard she tried to evoke some sense of regret or introspection about his bad behavior he said he didn’t “think it was healthy” to apologize for making fun of John McCain, Carly Fiorina, Heidi Cruz or even Megyn Kelly herself.

“Bimbo?” she asked when he said he hadn’t re-tweeted “the more nasty ones.”

“Ooh, OK, excuse me, Trump said without a hint of apology. “Over your life, Megyn you’ve been called a lot worse.”

Spoken like a true Goofus.

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