Is It True Blondes Have More Fun?

Did He or Didn’t He? Only his Lawyer Knows for Sure

 

Lady Clairol introduced a fetching new color -Fulton County Jail Strawberry Blonde #1135809

Newly svelte, and towering over less manly men as he, Donald Trump sported freshly coiffed and freshly colored hair, self-described as he-man “strawberry blonde.” Hair that looks as fresh and natural in sunlight as it does by the light of a jailhouse camera. Hair color so natural it invites close-ups. Perfect for mug shots. You can be the man who looks even lovelier close-up.

Hair Color So Natural Only His Lawyer Knows For Sure

“If I’ve only one prison sentence to serve, let me serve it as a Blonde!”

Doors open for blondes ( jail cells too ) traffic stops for blondes, DA’s adore you, do more for you. Try it for that lift of Confidence, attested by con men from coast to coast.

Is it True Blondes Have More Fun?

By the looks of it not so much.

 

 

One comment

  1. Doug Thomas's avatar

    And you shed years off your age, if not pounds off your body…! Two hundred fifteen! (…muffled snort!)

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