Jumping Jack Flash, do I have a news flash for you hot off my Jitterbug phone.
Hold onto your dentures, kids, the Rolling Stones are going on tour in 20024 and they are being sponsored by….. AARP!
Yes, that venerable organization best known for its helpful tips on Medicare Advantage, advocating for social security benefits, and avoiding elder scam calls is now sponsoring the once hottest, sexiest band on the planet for their 2024 Hackney Diamonds tour!
Even if seniors are now one of the fastest-growing groups of cannabis users in the U.S., when you think of drugs, sex, and rock and roll, Grandma’s AARP is not the first thing that comes to mind.
Clearly, they won the bidding war between Depends and Polident.
Even if the only drugs Keth Richards and Mick Jagger are taking are Viagra and Lipitor, we still like to think of them as the sexy Brits of our youth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLn8O2SgIsA
Envisioning The American Dream 
Sally, your title, in and of itself, speaks volumes. The Stones were the rebels. The Beatles were presented early on as the fab four dressed nicely with kempt long hair. Keith
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Agree. They were the ultimate bad boys in comparison to the more “innocent” Beatles.
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Ha ha ha ha I love this so much and if they come to Canada–I’m going!
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They will be I am certain, quite fabulous!
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I laughed out loud; I read it to my husband and he laughed out loud; thank you for a great start to the day!
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I’m so glad it gave you a laugh…in these times a bit of silliness is exactly what we need.
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