Donald Trump and The Syncophants

File this under With a Little Help From His Friends:

With their heart-melting vocal harmonies and modeling matching outfits, Donald Trump’s backup boy band “The Sycophants” performed an impromptu courthouse concert yesterday at 100 Centre Street, N.Y.C.

Abandoning his usual Christian-themed music, lead singer Mike Johnson was crooning love ballads to everyone’s favorite adulterer Donald Trump.

Rounding out the backup singers was Vivek Ramaswamy, Byron Donalds, and Doug Burgum all in perfect MAGA harmony.

Next concert venue: “Donald Trump and his Sycophants” live at Rikers Island.

3 comments

  1. The only thing missing was tambourines.

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  2. I wonder if the judge will view these Trump “supporters” as surrogates arranged by Trump to get around the gag order and how will he respond to it.

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