While I was celebrating Kamala’s absolute devouring of Trump last night,  my poor dog  Moe had nightmares about wild-eyed immigrants snatching and devouring him.

Shaken to the core, Moe was working the phone late last night when he heard Trump claim they were coming for pets.

According to Trump in Springfield, Ohio, there are reports that Haitian migrants, including illegals, are out eating people’s pet cats.

And dogs. And seagulls. And ducks in ponds. And geese in public parks. And horses.

It could happen here. Huntington’s pets had to mobilize.

An emergency meeting was called for this morning. From far and wide worried beagles huddled with rattled rottweilers as kittens were trembling. as they gathered at the dog park.

Could they trust the smiling immigrant who mowed their lawns, and washed their cars? What about that friendly stockboy at PetCo Was that seemingly kind immigrant who trimmed their bushes eyeing him for family dinner?

Gently I tried to reassure Moe. This was another one of Trump’s lies.

The only one eating dogs is RFK Jr.