Is Donald Trump Looking For A Job?

We are all jittery. People are popping gummies as though they were tick tacks and pharmacies have seen a run on Xanax as stress levels are at an all-time high. As the election looms in just a few days,  the mood of the nation is one of high anxiety.

Well, guess what?

Donald may be more stressed than any of us.

Trump is making no secret of the fact he knows he’s finished. Washed up!  A loser!

In fact, he’s openly looking for work as we speak.

First, he tried his hand at McDonald’s figuring there were plenty of free fries and burgers as a perk. But his refusal to wear a hair net and muss his luscious locks nixed the job for him.

Now he’s testing the waters as a garbage man. This might be the perfect fit.

Not only does he have past experience behind the wheel of a truck, but he is uniquely familiar with trash.

Not only does he surround himself with trash-talking sycophants, but everything that comes out of his mouth is pure rubbish. Garbage!

Donald, you’re hired!

8 comments

  1. Dodona's avatar

    HA HA HA HA HA HA! You said it! Best piece on Donald ever! 5 more days and this will all be over!

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  2. jmartin18rdb's avatar

    He would be great as the job applicant in TV’s next Reputation Defender commercial. “But first, we need to ask you about this….”

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  3. Cosima Diamond's avatar
    Harper Ross

    I Think Donald Trump Is Most Misogyny Man Ever

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