Sometimes it seems Donald Trump got his worldview from Saturday morning cartoon shows.

Despite what he may think, Donald is no Dudley Do-Right racing to women’s aid.

And American women are no damsels in distress tied to railroad tracks waiting to be rescued by a male hero.

That trope is woefully long past its expiration date.

Donald may be as dim-witted as that cheerful cartoon Canadian Mountie from the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show who is always trying to save lovely Nell Fenwick from the clutches of the evil Snidely Whiplash, but the resemblance to the lantern-jawed do-gooder ends there.

The truth is in this imagined equation, Trump more closely resembles the villain Snidely Whiplash who continually tied poor Nell to the tracks in the first place.

Women today are not helpless females tied to railroad tracks looking for a savior

Trusting Trump to protect women is like Nell innocently asking dastardly Snidely to help her cross the tracks so she can keep her doctor’s appointment in town.

Not So Mighty Donald

Mighty Mouse

And speaking of Saturday morning cartoons, can you ever imagine Mighty Mouse that tiny flying rodent promising to save the world  singing:  “Here I Come to Save the Day…whether you like it or not!”

“I will protect women whether they like it or not.”

Those are not the words of a knight in shining armor.

Those are the words of a serial abuser.  This self-professed champion of women is convicted of sexual assault.

Of grabbing women’s pussy whether they like it or not.

The Great White Hope

This great savior of women, the self-proclaimed great white hope has stripped women of their protection.

With the dismantling of Roe v Wade women have suffered mightily from his actions. They have not only gotten deathly sick, they have died.

We do need a great protector. What women need is protection from you.

You are no Prince Charming and American women are not Sleeping Beauty helplessly waiting to be saved.

We will save ourselves by voting blue.