Little Donnie has been busy making his Christmas list to send to Santa.
Along with his annual requests for bottles of hard-to-find QT Self-Tanner for that perfect vintage shade of orange, he’s been spanning the globe for gifts.
Literally.
On the top of his list is the mighty Panama Canal and Greenland, the latter something he’s been wanting for some time. He’s also been eyeing Canada to add to his collection of 50 states.
Trump seems to view the world as one big shopping center.
Whatever shiny new country catches his eyes he wants to put it in his basket.
Sadly Donnie is in for a letdown. Even Santa can’t make good on those requests.
That is unless Donnie wants to scoop up the North Pole too.
Envisioning The American Dream 
He deserves a lump of that “clean” coal he talks about.
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He’ll have to pry Canada from our cold dead fingers. Gawd I hate him.
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He’s a lunatic!
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That was a good one! It made me chuckle. I just don’t have the ‘bandwidth’ left to take his nonsense seriously anymore.
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He is so ludicrous sometimes we need to laugh. For now.
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That’s exactly right
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