Like many American girls, ten-year-old Kimberly Gleason of Minnesota quietly accepted that she’s only getting two dolls for Christmas this year.

This year her president told her the country of Mattel is holding Barbie hostage.

All American children must sacrifice.

Kimberley knows patriotic Americans  have to tighten their belt, do without, and learn to live with the things we have.

Americans don’t need dolls just like they don’t need Medicaid. They don’t need medical research, or Meals on Wheels, SNAP, or help when there is a tornado or hurricane.

Seniors can do without Social Security.

Americans know how to sacrifice.

Little Donnie of Mar-a-Lago, however, is mad that he is only getting one jumbo jet as a gift.

Little Donnie is stomping his little feet.

He is throwing a big tantrum because some people don’t even want him to have this one flying palace.

Little Donnie knows he deserves this plane, gilded, glittering and perfect just for him.

Little Donnie of Mar-a-Lago wants this plane and no one can stop him.  Donnie doesn’t care that it must be upgraded for hundreds of millions of dollars at Americans’ expense to become Air Force One.

Little Donnie wants lots of things. Like a big, expensive parade for his birthday. It only costs 50 million dollars.

Meanwhile, Little Kimberly will be happy with her 2 dolls.

Even with his gilded plane, Little Donnie will never be happy. He will always want more.

And he will grift his way to getting it.

Even as Americans won’t have health care.