“Nobody gets more gold stars than I do, believe me,” Donald Trump boasted after scoring high on his mental acuity test.
A huge sigh of relief could be heard from coast to coast after Trump easily aced his cognitive assessment test with perfect scores. Finally Americans can stop worrying that our president is unfit to be anywhere near the nuclear codes.
Dr Ronny Jackson, little Donnie’s pediatrician, er…physician assured the concerned public that the Presidents “has absolutely no cognitive or mental issues whatsoever.”
In fact the doubting doctor didn’t even think the tests were necessary in the first place, but a determined Donald insisted and specifically asked for a cognitive ability exam.
But forget the Montreal Cognitive Assessment test they want you to believe he took. The real test he took looks suspiciously familiar.
The strenuous and challenging battery of tests divided into executive functions, memory, language, attention and concentration, stresses language development , emphasizing visual discrimination, eye and hand coordination, and thinking skills.
With crayon and pencil in hand a confident Donnie was able to complete the test in record-breaking time.
Here’s the proof:
Donald showed excellent skills when it came to distinguishing differences in color.
Trump’s sharp motor skills and eye hand coordination were extraordinary for a man his age.
Memory and Language
Donald exhibited strong command of language proving what Trump has long pointed out, he has the best words. Now we can see for ourselves.
Attention and Concentration
Trumps ability to concentrate and comprehend logic and consequences should help relieve Americans who fret our President is unfit to be anywhere near the nuclear codes.
His skills at seeing differences is unparalleled.
No Gold Stars
The one test Donnie was unable to complete due to the apparent complex nature of the problem was not revealed to the public until now.
It must be noted that when it comes to reading and comprehension, Donald did not score well at all and completely glossed over this exercise.
It was as if he did not care or was unable to grasp the facts.
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