Santos Sighting

Not surprisingly while I was recently perusing the bookshelves at The Jewish Museum gift shop in New York City,  I spotted an early cookbook written by famed  Jew-ish chef George Santos.

It featured his signature dish artisinal bullsh*T on an everything bagel.

Of course “Jake Cohen” is just one of the many nom de plumes, this multi-talented man has used. You might be familiar with other cookbooks he has written under pen names – Jamie Oliver and James Beard.

One thing for certain he has perfected the Republican recipe for success.  Mix equal parts delusion with deceit, toss in a cup of crazy, and sprinkle with narcissism.

Results in a well-cooked sociopath perfect for any GOP party.

 

 

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13 comments

  1. Pierre Lagacé

    I am desperately waiting for your post on Cassidy Jacqueline Hutchinson Sally.

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  2. Ha ha ha ha. You got me for a second, very confused. Currently very amused! Good work.

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  3. Wow! I can’t believe you actually found a title named “Jew-ish.” What serendipity! I’ll look forward to your commentary on Trump and Bolsinaro’s new book, entitled “The Art of the Insurrection!”

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  4. Snake-ish. Phoney-ish. Human-ish.

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