Not surprisingly while I was recently perusing the bookshelves at The Jewish Museum gift shop in New York City, I spotted an early cookbook written by famed Jew-ish chef George Santos.
It featured his signature dish artisinal bullsh*T on an everything bagel.
Of course “Jake Cohen” is just one of the many nom de plumes, this multi-talented man has used. You might be familiar with other cookbooks he has written under pen names – Jamie Oliver and James Beard.
One thing for certain he has perfected the Republican recipe for success. Mix equal parts delusion with deceit, toss in a cup of crazy, and sprinkle with narcissism.
Results in a well-cooked sociopath perfect for any GOP party.