Swarms of MAGAS have invaded Long Island this past week, as invasive and annoying as late summer gnats at the beach. If only I could swat them away!

Out in full force, their rallying cry was “Let’s show the world Long Island is Maga Island!

If that’s the case please vote me off!

Rally Watch Party sponsored by The America First Warehouse

Car Caravan to the Nassau Coliseum for Trump Rally

All week long there were dozens of Trump-themed events from watch parties, and rallies to tailgate events in anticipation of Trump’s Wednesday night Rally at the Nassau Coliseum in Uniondale

But the night before, there was a big fashion event, too!

MAGA Fashion in the Hood

The America First Patriotic New York Fashion Week Event catered to pro Trump designers, businesses and customers.

How in the world did I miss this one?

A mere half hour from my home in Huntington, MAGA models were sashaying their stuff down the catwalk Tuesday  night in a cavernous warehouse at “The America First Patriotic New York Fashion Week Event.”

Paris, Milan, New York?

Fugggedabout it.

Ronkonkoma, Long Island is where it’s at, baby, for the hard core haute couture MAGA fashionista.

The America First Warehouse a Long Island depot for Trump themed events . A perfect place for fundraisers and political events

Held at The America First Warehouse, large a right wing venue tucked away in a suburban industrial park, it advertises itself as a facility “committed to promoting and preserving truth, liberty, and the American Dream. The facility has an event space and store has been hosting  conservative and Christian based events for years.

Why settle for anything less than dressing full-on Pro Trump sparkling from head to bedazzled toe?

MAGA Runway models

Fake News jumpsuit by Kate Ganci

On the right wing runway, GOPers were strutting their stuff modeling apparel like a “Fake News” jumpsuit, decorated with a TV outline and the phrase “Kill the Messenger”  painted on it.  and a sequined jacket emblazoned with “Swifties for Trump” was defiantly worn.

The show stopper, a gorgeous red-and-white-striped gown  with “2024, America’s Comeback!” written on its full skirt paired beautifully with a “Make American Great Again” cap outfitted in Swarovski crystals and a crystal bag with an American flag on one side and “MAGA Fashionista” on the other.

An edgy sequined jacket emblazoned with “Swifties for Trump” was defiantly worn eliciting oohs, ahhs and some boos.

Make America Sparkle Again

MAGA designers mingled with the fashion-forward Trumpers

After a rousing success at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee, designer  Deborah Yanna who travelled from Iowa to Long Island, showed off her fabulous “Make America Sparkle Again” line of sequined jackets. At $400 a pop these pre-made jackets  are customized with sequined patches emblazoned with Trumpian slogans like MAGA,  “Fight, Fight, Fight,” “45/47,” and for the real fans, “Let Me Get My Shoes.”

Artist Lena Rusova with her Trump ballgown

Wearing a mermaid-style gown painted with Trump’s face was artist Lena Ruseva, who also goes by “MAGA-Langelo.” Her specialty is putting Trump’s face on different famous characters, like Hercules and the Wizard of Oz.

MAGA Makeup Lip Stick With a Purpose

MAGA-approved makeup was also being sold.

Gals, you know that frustration of trying to find just the right shade of red to match your “Make America Great” ball cap. You know commie companies like Revlon would never produce the perfect shade.

No worries!  MAGA Red Beauty and Go Red companies have you covered. Their MAGA Red No 47 lipstick will look just perfect on your filler-enhanced lips.

Post Script

And for those MAGAs who missed any of the festivities The Long Island depot for Trump-themed events has more coming up in the next few months.

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The America First Warehouse event, Ronkonkoma, NY