During the post-war years when it seemed the only risk of offending others was if we suffered the unforgivable shame of halitosis, a series of ads ran that would not only raise a politically correct eyebrow today, its offensive nature could very well spark angry, violent protestations.

(L) Vintage Listerine Ad. For many years Listerine ran a popular ad campaign of advertisements creating scenarios where romance or a good paying job could be yours for the asking, but for bad breath. The ads came with a strict warning “Never risk offending others needlessly.” (R) Detail from a Vintage White Rock Ad 1951 that certainly didn’t worry about the risk of offending: “This friendly chief gave me a wife/ If I said no, he’d end my life/ So I got going on my Safari/ To White Rock Land, by gosh, begorri!”

The Risk of Offending

Victorious after WWII America saw itself as the model for the world, and American dreams were to become global ones.

With our sparkling minty fresh smiles and anti bacterial clean handshakes we would help underdeveloped countries improve their lives and know the real joy of good living by exporting American consumer goods.

With the conviction of a car salesmen selling a wouldn’t you really rather have a Cadillac we were convinced that America was the standard by which the worlds other countries were to be judged.

Among Friends

Naturally we would never risk offending others needlessly with unpleasant breath, since every American knew halitosis was the one unpardonable social fault.

But offending others through racial and ethnic stereotypes…no problem.

White Rock carbonated beverages, innocently ran a series of ads that were of questionable taste. In one ad, we are offered a portrayal of an Arab named Prince Ali who is being tempted by the American way.

The Arab Sheik, who is being interviewed by the American press, turns his head as his   eyes bulge out leeringly at the sight of shapely scantily clad Psyche, White Rocks trademark.

“By the beard of the Prophet,” he asks, “who’s SHE?”

The dialogue continues

Prince Ali: Ah, a wonderful country! Never did I imagine the American girls like this!

The snappy newsman retorts:

Reporter: Keep your nightshirt on, Prince-I’ll introduce you to Psyche! But first I want a statement on the international situation…..

Ali: Not now, brother of a donkey! This lovely lady, this Psyche who is she?

As the reporter explains how this luscious creature is the symbol of White Rock sparkling water, Psyche provides the headline for the newsman’s story “Prince Ali discovers White Rock Americas finest mixer.”

The next morning ( wink, wink ) we catch the Prince and Psyche sharing a ride on a double decker bus going down Fifth Avenue

Ali( the next morning) You spoke truly! We are how you say “riding high” after our gala evening, yes? Tell me, moon of delight will you share my throne?

Psyche demurely declines this generous offer “You are too kind, Prince Ali! But until every American discovers White Rock , my place is on the White Rock label!

Another ad entitled How to tell if you’re Among Friends, seems to offend every third world country from the Middle East to Africa with its simplistic, stereotypic caricatures.

Loss Of Innocence

In today’s  politically charged climate  when a novel, a newspaper cartoon and now a 14 minute  truly offensive video, “The Innocence of Muslims”, a film denigrating the Prophet Mohammad posted on You Tube,  sparked angry protests in the Muslim world, these vintage ads were clearly not on the radar of  innocent mid-century Americans except to provide a good chuckle.