Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition! With Joe Biden gearing up to bring us into WWII it’s best to start stocking up on sugar and butter, as rationing and shortages looms in our future. Those leisurely Sunday drives in your De Sotos may soon come to a quick halt as gasoline rationing appears in our near future.
This breaking news was issued by revisionist historian Donald “Loose Lips” Trump who is warning Americans of the looming threat of WWII.
Our shocked nation has barely recovered from the Great War and a worldwide pandemic when this ominous warning was issued by Trump on Friday.
Before you start planting those Victory Gardens, we might want to check the source.
Speaking to religious leaders in Washington, Trump’s gaffe-strewn speech not only confused President Biden with Obama but in a pot-calling-the kettle-black moment, criticized Biden’s cognitive abilities stating Biden would cause WWII.
Keep your radio dialed, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea, to the back to the future news.
Envisioning The American Dream 
Well, he IS ahead of Al Smith in the polls.
LikeLike
Thanks to all those whistle stop campaigning he’s doing.
LikeLike
I love those images together!
LikeLike
I know, its so perfect on many levels for this self destructive, self incriminating idiot.
LikeLike
I may have to get my doughboy uniform tailored–I don’t think it fits anymore.
LikeLike
Time to take it out of mothballs. Who knew when you put it in the cedar chest in 1918 you would need it so soon again.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Speaking of losing it. Maybe he isn’t sleeping, knowing that prison cells aren’t gold-plated or as comfortable as Manhattan penthouses or golf resorts in Florida. Loss of sleep could account for the misspoken words…or maybe his age is catching up with him and he IS losing it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
In an article in Rolling Stone, they suggest that in fact he is very worried about jail. As well he should be.
LikeLiked by 1 person