No body of water is safe from that Sharpie-wielding maniac!

“All you need is a pen and intelligence,” boasts Donald Trump as he randomly changes Lake Ontario to Lake America purely on a juvenile, vindictive whim.

He may have the pen, but the level of stupidity is astounding.

And arrogance.

But completely on brand

Donald Trump takes what he wants.

Takes what he thinks is his. What he is entitled to.

Whether a woman’s body or a body of water, it makes no difference.

What is next on his rampage around the globe? Is the Atlantic Ocean vulnerable? The Pacific?

How soon before he unleashes his Sharpie in the Middle East as the Strait of Hormuz becomes the Strait of Trump?

Right now, the only strait we should be concerned with is getting this man in a strait-jacket.