Don’t be fooled! Under the disguise of white suburban housewives, millions of evil anarchists are stocking their pantries in ready for violent protests!
Under the homey pretense of preparing Campbell soup casserole for their families, the canned soups are flying off the shelf in supermarkets from coast to coast in anticipation of the violent protests ready to erupt in their safe suburban towns.
Cream of mushroom or tomato, its m’ladys choice of weapon.
Trump has blown these anarchists cover in the great soup can expose of 2020!
Far superior to a brick, points out our President, nothing inflicts injury the way a can of soup can.
For over a century Campbells has helped women and men weaponize their cans of soups.
During WWII cans of Campbell’s soups and tomato juice were hard to come for the homefront housewife with most going to our boys overseas to help fight the war.
“Look for it in the war newsreel, rather than on your grocer’s shelves” this 1945 Campbells ads reads. Watch our boys lob these soup cans against the Japanese for a swift victory
Campbells, it’s how we won the war!
When Joe Biden is elected and we lose our second amendment rights, those cans of soup will come in mighty handy to protect your family when the looters come!