Noem In the Doghouse

 

Around 2:30 today, the pack of dogs in Moe’s park that were huddled together suddenly seemed especially frisky. Almost spontaneously, canines of all shapes and sizes let out a barking chorus of yips and woofs, arfs and ruffs, and bays and howls. Furry tails and tushes wiggled uncontrollably in joy.

One little Jack Russell ran around the snow in circles till he tired himself out

They had just heard the news through a special canine communication system.

The Puppy Killer was fired.

Wow, Bow, Wow!

Justice for Cricket came too late, but it finally came today as Kristi Noem was ousted as Secretary of Homeland Security.

Hearing the ruckus, I quickly checked my phone for news updates, confirming what the dogs were celebrating.

I didn’t have the heart to tell them her replacement was equally evil and moronic. Known as a “MAGA Warrior,” Senator Markwayne Mullin is a hardcore right-wing radical and a Fox News darling.  A requisite for any post in this administration.

What Moe and the dogs didn’t know was that Ice Barbie isn’t gone for good. She’s not iced out of the Trump administration.

The puppy killer wasn’t dealt that final blow in the gravel pit, merely shifting seats on the Trump Titanic. The President quickly appointed her Special Envoy for The Sheild of the Americas, in charge of Western Hemisphere security, a freshly created post. Her cruel tentacles now have a farther reach.

For now, I let Moe bark in happiness. There will be plenty of time for them to growl.

3 comments

  1. jmartin18rdb's avatar

    Haha. The canine chorus is breath of fresh. But wow. She can’t make people in the US feel secure so let’s put her in charge of a hemisphere? Do I have that right?

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    • sallyedelstein's avatar

      It’s a position and group that never existed before totally manufactured by Trump. But still she can do damage far from our shores.
      I can always count on the dogs for a fresh perspective

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      • jmartin18rdb's avatar

        The sad thing is that, as they say in sports, Team Trump has a deep bench. Another sycophant alway ready to enter the game. Still, it was so laughable hearing Hegseth praising her service. Yeah, Petey, she did a great job of carrying out an agenda that a large majority of Americans loathed. Good job.

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