Jesus in the White House

Praise be to Allah!

Jesus is in da house. The White House, that is.

On Sunday, the Christian faith’s holy day, the “Lord’s Day,” The President of the United States chose to post a picture of himself on Truth Social as a healing Jesus Christ.

Like most Sundays, Donald and Melania attended their favorite Church. Perhaps inspired by his pastor’s plea to the congregation to “be more like Jesus,” Donald took the sermon literally. He just forgot the parts about loving thy neighbor, healing the sick, and feeding the hungry.

Good Christian that he is, Donald spent the rest of the day on social media, first berating Pope Leo and then posting a blasphemous illustration of himself in flowing robes as a healing Jesus Christ. This is the same “Blessed be the Peacemaker” who, only a week ago, threatened the mass termination of an entire civilization.

Trump’s Christianity is as authentic as this AI-generated illustration.

Praise be to Allah!

Postscript

Is there a doctor in the house?
Apparently, we were all wrong. Our eyes deceived us. That wasn’t Jesus. That was Trump as a doctor, he claims.
“I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor — and, had to do with Red Cross, as a Red Cross worker there, which we support,” Trump said. “And only the fake news could come up with that one. So I just heard about it, and I said, ‘How do they come up with that?’ It’s supposed to be me as doctor making people better, and I do make people better. I make people a lot better.”

6 comments

  1. jmartin18rdb's avatar

    SALLY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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  2. Nine Cent Girl's avatar

    I thought this image a hoax at first, but then I saw it on the NY Times. It is so frightening that not only is Trump comfortable with this image, but that his deranged fans are too. What a wild world this has become under such a narcissist. I am speechless…

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